The Bad Punnery Poll (2nd Round)

April 23, 2009 at 11:07 PM

These are the only puns which received any votes…

Answer Votes
3. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: ‘Does this taste funny to you ?’
   15%
4. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, ‘I was artificially inseminated this morning.’ ‘I don’t believe you,’ says Dolly. ‘It’s true; no bull!’ exc
   15%
8. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet,
   15%
7. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, ‘Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!’ The doctor replied, ‘I know you can’t – I’ve cut off your arms!’
   15%
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
   8%
9. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to her friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
   8%
6. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.
  8%
5. Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
   8%
2. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: ‘A beer please, and one for the road…’
   8%
 
   
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